Hope everyone had a great weekend. Tampa Bay was crazy!!! Sat night I'm leaving the restaurant and me and a buddy catch a cab back to the hotel. Well I leave my phone in the cab! So I get back to the hotel and realize I have to track this cabby down. I catch a cab back to the restaurant and wait hoping that the cabby comes back, two hours later he shows up but this jerk won't give me my phone back. Here is how our conversation went down.
Me: Hey I left my phone in your cab!
Cabby: I know you did. I charge you! I charge you! I find phone!
Me: Just take me back to the hotel man
Cabby: No I charge you!
Me: Whatever take me back it's 3am. I don't have time for your crap.
Cabby: Get in
Me: Give me my phone.
Cabby: No. I charge you.
Me: Here Jerk. (I throw at twenty at his face)
Cabby: What is this?
Me: Listen homey I aint playing with you give me phone
Cabby: I honest man. I charge you.
Me: Listen a-hole if you don't give me my phone me and u are about to have a real problem.
Me: I'm not giving you any more money you idiot!
Cabby: I'm keeping your phone!
Me: Alright jerk I'll give you more money when we get to the hotel.
Cabby: Here is the phone.
I get out of the cab at the hotel and head inside. The cabby follows me screaming "give me my money"
I turn around and pointed my finger in his chest and told him to go jump in a lake. He is now in the lobby screaming for money. I said wait right here don't move. I got into the elevator went upstairs and went to bed. It was hilarious.
I had a good week. Lost two pounds. Panthers lost but oh well. Did anyone try the recipe or am I wasting my time??? Drumm-dogg.